Film Review: “Marriage Story” (2019)

“I cried like four times.”

While this perfectly acted drama (and sorta comedy?) absolutely approaches “oh, these poor privileged people” territory at times, even that gives us an opportunity to see just how much the towering system of uncoupling we have seems to be designed to breed as much contempt as possible between two people who maybe loved each other once.

My VHS cover pull-quote: I only just recently got married, but I really hope my divorce is as well-written as this one. Noah Baumbach won’t return me or my wife’s calls.

Film Review: “Doctor Sleep” (2019)

“Did anyone promise you would live forever?”

An excellent dark fantasy that stands on the shoulders of a horror masterpiece, reveling in its legacy and aesthetic while still creating something new, if not masterful.

My VHS cover pull-quote: “Spoilers, but Jacob Tremblay shows up and is almost immediately ritually murdered by being carved open and its one of the most effective ritual child murders I’ve seen because he is good at acting and really sells that he’s being ritually murdered.”

Film Review: “Hustlers” (2019)

“What, do you want to go back to minimum wage?”

A high-energy, slick as heck heist flick that explores the allure and pitfalls of power, capitalism, and drugging some grade-a assholes to steal their money.

My VHS cover pull-quote: at one point in this movie someone says “2007 was the fucking best!” I graduated from high school in 2007 and, while that was cool, I disagree that it made the year the fucking best year. Still a great movie though.”

Film Review: “IT: Chapter Two (2019)

“Hey, come back to Derry and get murdered.”

This is humongous, epic, ultimately triumphant horror fantasy that — while not terrifying — is whimsically gruesome and allowed to lean hard into the cocaine fueled turns of the source material.

My VHS cover pull-quote: “Can we talk about across-the-board perfect casting? Okay, this has it. It also has a swelling, bleeding, plucked from a chest heart that will make you believe in shit again.”

Film Review: “The Last Black Man in San Francisco” (2019)

“I might just skate.”

As resplendent and transcendent as the trailer, which is no small feat. This is a piece of crafted cinema that is never without substance or the perfect sound, be it music or ambience. Every moment works.

My VHS cover pull-quote: “At least watch the trailer. However you feel when you watch that, multiply it by ten. That is how you will feel while watching the actual film. Then multiply that by ten. That is how you will feel thinking back over the movie on your way home from the theater. You might pass out from the emotion. You probably won’t. Because you’re strong. As strong as this film, even.”

Film Review: “John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum” (2019)

“Be seeing you.”

Another impressive video game gauntlet that continuously asks the age-old question of how can John Wick get out of this one? in inventive, bloody ways. Now with battle dogs!

My VHS cover pull-quote: “The greatest bits in the first John Wick were the nods to a greater mythology and world of assassins behind a simple revenge plot. Now we are steeped in that grand mythos, which — while interesting — sometimes threatens to impede the kinetic pacing of these things. Either way, I’ll still watch JW Chapter 5, 6, 7, 8, 9…”

Film Review: “Avengers: Endgame” (2019)

“On your left.”

A slight step down creatively from Infinity War but still absolutely everything it needed to be to get people cheering, blubbering, arguing, screaming, losing their minds, abandoning all hope, and shivering with fear unsure of what comes next in their lives in their theater seats.

My VHS Cover Pull-Quote: “Wanda Maximoff could have done this all on her own.”